{"id":1744,"date":"2006-11-13T10:03:34","date_gmt":"2006-11-13T10:03:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/13\/mad_maxine_kosh\/"},"modified":"2006-11-13T10:03:34","modified_gmt":"2006-11-13T10:03:34","slug":"mad_maxine_kosh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/13\/mad_maxine_kosh\/","title":{"rendered":"MAD MAX[INE] &#8211; KOSHER ON THE ROAD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dontgelyet.typepad.com\/.shared\/image.html?\/photos\/uncategorized\/oukosher.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=30,height=26,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Oukosher\" title=\"Oukosher\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/dontgeltoosoon\/images\/oukosher.jpg?resize=100%2C86\" width=\"100\" height=\"86\" border=\"0\" style=\"float: left; margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThis is the first time I&#8217;ve tried to eat only kosher food on the road.  We called the hotel where we were going to stay (they have been really nice so I&#8217;m not saying where) and the guy asked if we needed a special dining room too.  (No, we aren&#8217;t germ-averse, just food-specific)  We got the dinner we had ordered and it came in paper containers (soup) and plastic plates (bread, good rare rib roast slice and green beans) and Styrofoam (tea.)  I asked about the caterer &#8212; it was the local Jewish Home for the Aged!  Lunch is later today so can\u2019t report on that.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m having trouble getting used to this.<\/p>\n<p>I want my mobility.  I want my connection to the rest of the world through food.  I want to walk into a diner at the beach or a middle eastern place in LA and just sit down.  <\/p>\n<p>I want &#8212; that&#8217;s the issue, isn&#8217;t it?  I have to learn when to slam the &#8220;I want&#8221; into the drawer and just go with the rules.  I&#8217;m perfectly comfortable doing it at home &#8211; but I don&#8217;t have to give anything up to do that, really.  It&#8217;s just a matter of careful logistics.  On the road it&#8217;s different.  I feel the pull of the &#8220;outside world&#8221; that keeping kosher seems to limit in some ways.  I need to learn how to handle this &#8211; and I don&#8217;t want to write too much about it right now.  I just wanted to document this experiment in kosher road warriorhood.  And to mention that in a hotel where they had no idea of the scope or reason for our requests they went out of their way to make it pleasant.  That&#8217;s a lovely thing.  If they can bother &#8211; I have to learn how to bother too without complaining.<\/p>\n<p>If I&#8217;m really honest I have to say that my biggest fear is imposing anything on my non-kosher kids.  They were not raised in all this and there&#8217;s no reason to expect then to live as we do.  But I&#8217;m afraid it will become a burden between us &#8211; &#8212; not because of them &#8212; they are caring and considerate and will help us to do what we need &#8212; but because I&#8217;ll be guilty and apologetic and make everything harder for all of us by overcompensating \u2013 both at their homes and at ours.  I know I&#8217;ll figure it all out but some days I&#8217;m more aware than others of the &#8220;giving up stuff&#8217; side that is part of what has brought us to all the peace and beauty of this new life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the first time I&#8217;ve tried to eat only kosher food on the road. We called the hotel where we were going to stay (they have been really nice so I&#8217;m not saying where) and the guy asked if we needed a special dining room too. (No, we aren&#8217;t germ-averse, just food-specific) We got &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/13\/mad_maxine_kosh\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MAD MAX[INE] &#8211; KOSHER ON THE ROAD<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,722,98],"tags":[3417,220,219,1415,223,221,3419],"class_list":["post-1744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-food-and-drink","category-religion","tag-family","tag-jewish","tag-judaism","tag-kosher","tag-orthodox","tag-religion-2","tag-travel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4gBq8-s8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}