{"id":1347,"date":"2009-02-23T00:54:36","date_gmt":"2009-02-23T00:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/23\/si-can-remember-when-i-was-a-kid-on-oscar-night-my-parents-made-me-go-to-bed-but-my-dad-always-kept-a-list-for-me-on-a-shir\/"},"modified":"2009-02-23T00:54:36","modified_gmt":"2009-02-23T00:54:36","slug":"si-can-remember-when-i-was-a-kid-on-oscar-night-my-parents-made-me-go-to-bed-but-my-dad-always-kept-a-list-for-me-on-a-shir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/23\/si-can-remember-when-i-was-a-kid-on-oscar-night-my-parents-made-me-go-to-bed-but-my-dad-always-kept-a-list-for-me-on-a-shir\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey Oscar?  You Have Some Explaining to Do!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/.a\/6a00d8341f053253ef01116890fda6970c-pi\" style=\"float: left;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Images-4\" class=\"at-xid-6a00d8341f053253ef01116890fda6970c \" src=\"http:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/.a\/6a00d8341f053253ef01116890fda6970c-320wi\" style=\"margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;\" \/><span style=\"float: left; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">S<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">When I was a kid on Oscar night, my parents made me go to bed way before the show was over, but my dad always kept a winners list for me on a shirt cardboard so I wouldn&#39;t miss anything. &#0160;It seemed so important then. &#0160;Without the entertainment shows like ET and Access Hollywood, the unedited Oscar acceptance speeches were one of the few times we got to see celebrities revealed. &#0160;It was thrilling.<\/span><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 11px; line-height: 13px;\"><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">Of course, the mystique &#8211; and the Oscar TV audiences &#8212; have eroded since then. &#0160;It will be interesting to see if tonights &quot;new&quot; Oscars &#0160;&#8211; which do look better and at least are doing things with a little more wit and humor &#8211; make a difference. &#0160;I&#39;m watching as I write this &#8211; amazed that <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/jessica-biel.org\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">Jessica Biel<\/span><\/a><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">, the wayward daughter from the sentimental but sweet <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0115083\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">Seventh Heaven<\/span><\/a><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">, got to present alone &#0160;&#8211; even if it was the tech awards. &#0160;Who would have predicted that?<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 11px; line-height: 13px;\"><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">I think I&#39;m out of touch, or I&#39;ve gotten crotchety in my old age. &#0160;Why? &#0160;First of all, though I&#39;m a real, loyal Woody Allen fan, I did NOT like&#0160;<\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/vickycristina-movie.com\/#\/about\/\" target=\"_blank\">Vicky Christina Barcelona<\/a><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">. <\/span>. <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pen\u00e9lope_Cruz\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">Penelope Cruz<\/span><\/a><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">&#0160;was fine, but not the best. &#0160;It&#39;s so sad when two nominees (like those in Doubt) are set against one another and split the vote. &#0160;I&#39;m assuming that&#39;s how Cruz won.<\/span>&#0160;&#0160;The two <span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">women from&#0160;<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 11px; line-height: 13px; \"><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.doubt-themovie.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/dontgelyet.typepad.com\/dontgeltoosoon\/2009\/01\/doubt-more-than-a-movie-also-a-time-capsule.html\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">Doubt<\/span><\/a><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">&#0160;- <\/span><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \"> &#8211; <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0010736\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">Amy Adams<\/span><\/a><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">&#0160;and <\/span><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \"> and <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0205626\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">Viola Davis<\/span><\/a><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">&#0160;- &#0160;especially Davis, &#0160;were just astonishing. &#0160;Their bad luck to be opposite one another in the same category.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 11px; line-height: 13px;\"><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">Meanwhile, I&#39;m struggling to figure out how to talk about the presenters in the &quot;best supporting&quot;category. <\/span><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">&#0160;<\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nndb.com\/people\/996\/000022930\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">Goldie Hawn<\/span><\/a><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">, whom I&#39;ve always loved, just made me sad. &#0160;We&#39;re nearly the same age, and she certainly looks better than I do. &#0160;BUT tonight she looked so over surgeried, overstuffed into her dress, over everything. &#0160;It was like she had been blown up with a bicycle pump &#8211; all swollen.&#0160;<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">&#0160;BUT tonight she looked so over surgeried, overstuffed into her dress, over everything. &#0160;It was like she had been blown up with a bicycle pump &#8211; all swollen. &#0160;The toughest thing of all, though, is how many of this year&#39;s most honored movies were movies I really didn&#39;t like.&#0160;<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"line-height: 15px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 11px; line-height: 13px;\"><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">I&#39;ve written before about <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/www.foxsearchlight.com\/slumdogmillionaire\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">Slumdog<\/span><\/a><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">. &#0160;I probably should have known I wouldn&#39;t love it; I wanted to see it too much. &#0160;It&#39;s sweet and explores the poverty and misery in India, but it just didn&#39;t do it for me. &#0160;Too neat, too pat, And, to me, <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/dontgelyet.typepad.com\/dontgeltoosoon\/2009\/01\/this-is-not-about-barack-obama-the-last-time-for-a-while-its-about-slumdog-millioinaire-hint-not-the.html\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">terribly manipulative<\/span><\/a><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">. &#0160;<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">As I said,&#0160;<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 11px; line-height: 13px; \"><span style=\"color: blue; cursor: pointer; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vickycristina-movie.com\/#\/about\/\" style=\"text-decoration: none;color: blue; cursor: pointer; \" target=\"_blank\">Vicky Christina Barcelona<\/a><\/span><span style=\"cursor: pointer; font-size: 11px; color: #111111; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \"><a href=\"http:\/\/vickycristina-movie.com\/#\/about\/\" style=\"text-decoration: none;color: blue; cursor: pointer; \" target=\"_blank\"> <\/a><span style=\"text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; color: #111111; \"><a href=\"http:\/\/vickycristina-movie.com\/#\/about\/\" style=\"text-decoration: none;color: blue; cursor: pointer; \" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none; cu\nrsor: pointer; color: #111111; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">was <\/span><span style=\"text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; color: #111111; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">disappointing too,&#0160;<\/span><\/a><\/span><span style=\"text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; color: #111111; \"><a href=\"http:\/\/vickycristina-movie.com\/#\/about\/\" style=\"text-decoration: none;color: blue; cursor: pointer; \" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; color: #111111; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">shallow and silly. &#0160;I&#39;m also ornery about the show itself. <\/span><\/a><\/span><span style=\"text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; color: #111111; \"><a href=\"http:\/\/vickycristina-movie.com\/#\/about\/\" style=\"text-decoration: none;color: blue; cursor: pointer; \" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; color: #111111; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">&#0160;I <\/span><\/a><\/span><span style=\"text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; color: #111111; \"><span style=\"text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; color: #111111; \"><span style=\"text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; color: #111111; \"><a href=\"http:\/\/vickycristina-movie.com\/#\/about\/\" style=\"text-decoration: none;color: blue; cursor: pointer; \" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; color: #111111; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">actually loved the musical numbers- long or not, even though everybody on Twitter was complaining about them. &#0160;Probably showing my age. &#0160;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #111111; line-height: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;; \">Anyway, the show was way too long but I&#39;m not sure what I would have cut. &#0160;I loved the five veterans honoring the nominees too. &#0160;Beyond that I&#39;m not sure. &#0160;What I <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">am<\/span> sure of is that at least now I don&#39;t have to wait until I wake up in the morning and get the Oscar results from a shirt cardboard on the kitchen table.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 11px; 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You Have Some Explaining to Do!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,28,7],"tags":[802,803,804,800,807,801,806,808,805],"class_list":["post-1347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-film","category-life","tag-doubt","tag-hugh-jackman","tag-musicals","tag-oscars","tag-penelope-cruz","tag-slumdog-millionaire","tag-vicky-christina-barcelona","tag-viola-davis","tag-woody-allen"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4gBq8-lJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiasamuels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}